Archive for May, 2010

Posted in Uncategorized on May 27, 2010 by wimpyvampire

I couldn’t find Chloe at lunchtime, so I went to the steps at
the back of the gym and hung around with the goths instead.
The goths are called Brian, John and Si, and if you call
them the goths they say they’re emos really. I think Brian
only joined the group because he’s fat and it doesn’t show
as much when you wear black. I think Si joined because he’s
a ginger and he can dye his hair black. It’s hard to tell why
John joined because he never says anything. As for me, I
don’t really hang round with them out of choice. It’s just
that my pale skin and black clothing sort of automatically
place me in their gang.

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Posted in Uncategorized on May 21, 2010 by wimpyvampire

Competition time! Email your vampire pics to wimpyvampire@hotmail.com by Tuesday 1st June and be in with a chance of winning my diary plus a stack of other vampire books. Get your fangs out this weekend!

Posted in Uncategorized on May 21, 2010 by wimpyvampire

Another fanged figure reads Diary of a Wimpy Vampire at her desk

Posted in Uncategorized on May 20, 2010 by wimpyvampire

Posted in Uncategorized on May 20, 2010 by wimpyvampire

My diary publishes today!!! Woop woop! The publisher is celebrating its publication by extending their fangs in public – a very fetching set of Vamps I must say …watch this space for photos

Posted in Uncategorized on May 19, 2010 by wimpyvampire

I think I’m bonding with Chloe. Perhaps she’ll yield to my immortal allure soon. I reeled off my animal facts in the library this lunchtime. She seemed quite impressed, and we had a good chat.Later on she offered me one of her boiled sweets. It was supposed to be lime flavoured, but like anything that isn’t blood, it tasted of coal dipped in sick to me. When she wasn’t looking, I spat the rotten thing into the bin. But I kept the wrapper as a relic of my love.

Posted in Uncategorized on May 18, 2010 by wimpyvampire

So, looks like summer is finally here, great – noone considers vampires when they’re rejoicing that the sun’s shining.