I shall turn 100 this year, so I thought it was about time I kept a blog. Perhaps you’re reading this in the future when some idiot has rammed a stake through my heart or chopped my head off. Perhaps you’re a professor who’s studying my poetry. Either way, welcome to my first ever blog!

Just because I said that I would turn 100 this year, don’t imagine me as an ancient old man. To your eyes, I would look fifteen years old, as this is the age I was turned into a vampire by the people I call my parents. They transformed me along with the girl I call my sister, as they felt like starting a family. And did they ask me about my feelings on the subject? Of course they didn’t.


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